January 2012
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AS AN ADDED BENEFIT
all the mexicans i have seen thus far are like… beautiful.
i don’t know why. but all i know is that while i’m on campus, i keep having to awkwardly stare at the gorgeous mexican boys. daaaaang this is a wonderful country.
is it like this in other parts of latin america? cuz i love it.
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so i just did the conversion...
and the cocktail i had this afternoon after class—which came in a humongous styrofoam cup and was really fucking strong—was $3.68 american.
you guys.
i am going to be drunk all the time here.
IT’S SO EASY AND CHEAP.
my host dad said that the main street near where we live (el camino real a cerca de la universidad de las americas, en cholula, puebla) sells the most alcohol of...
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brittigno replied to your post: omfg
excuse my jealousy. ¡Quiero ir a México!
está bien, es apropriada ser celosa de ir en méxico, es una cosa tan bella :)
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digatisdi replied to your post: omfg
You need to take pictures of yourself there and post them because we still need to flood the Native American tag and also you’re handsome.
¡muchas gracias! i will take many pictures of my narcissistic self and FLOOD that tag. gotta show tumblr my beautiful cherokee genes ;)
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velocicrafter replied to your post: omfg
it’s that fucking wall in Texas… it works both ways!
if i were the mexican government i wouldn’t allow anyone to come here and despoil this paradise. it’s awesome.
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omfg
mexico is awesome.
it’s warm. i understand more spanish than i thought i would. my host family is a bunch of saints. cocktails are huge and cheap.
seriously it’s wonderful. i don’t understand why everyone doesn’t live here.
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ummmm well
i guess i’ll be heading to the airport now. to leave the united states.
WEEP.
actually i’m excited, but i hate leaving the country (tear tear it’s my home y’all) and i hate this extreme pit of nervousness i’ve got going on right now.
OH WELL.
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Anonymous asked: Next time people ask you if it's gonna rain, just always answer with the most ridiculous weather prediction (aka in winter tell them it'll be super hot and then tell them to dress accordingly and watch them look silly)
k i'm gonna stop with the spam now sorry
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“OMG your indians killed me!11!!!!1 you suck!!”
– my elementary school classmates during games of the oregon trail
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“GREGORY YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION ON THE TRAIL OF TEARS BE...”
– my fifth grade history teacher
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“so like do you ride a horse to school or what”
– everyone in my elementary school
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“are you ethnic or are you just really tan”
– white girl i went to nerd camp with
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“so um is it gonna rain… use your native senses plz”
– white ppl in my high school
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“I can say ‘corn’ in Native American… MAIZE”
– White people. They always pause as if you’ll be surprised and I always say, I swear on all that is holy if you say— but then they cut me off and they always fucking say maize. (via digatisdi)
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i feel left out ;-; I've only been with black and...
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trillationship:
anitsirhcchristina replied to your post: i haven’t had sex with a native guy yet i… ITS WONDERFUL~~
Lmao.
Men-wise, I’ve slept with 2 Black guys and 1 White guy.
UGH I WANNA SLEEP WITH A NATIVE MAN
except not a navajo. idk why but all the gay natives at dartmouth are navajos and they’re SUCH DIVAS. i love them… but not like that.
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“my indian name is magestic owl, my Cherokee grandma gave me it”
– white girl at my school (via trillationship)
OMG WHYYYYY lol witchcraft no one likes owls
(via tsigili)
LE CHEROKEE CULTURAL TIDBIT:
We don’t like owls or ravens.
If you meet someone who says their name is owl or raven… slap them.
HISTORICALLY, the most fearsome warriors could be named owl or...
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“Don’t tell me you’ve been brainwashed by them AIM bastards and quit celebrating...”
– My dad. Are you starting to see the pattern here? (via custerdiedforyoursins)
MY PARENTS ARE LIKE THIS. my dad is always like “well if pel-whatshisname didn’t kill that girl ONE OF THEM sure did.”
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“You’re Native American?! Ohhhhh! How’s that free college going for you?”
– White people at college. (via taliaitscoldoutside)
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“What Cherokee rolls? Why would I need to know about bread?”
– A “43% Cherokee” (see: white) girl at my high school (via digatisdi)
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I love all First Nations people who are in post...
ayiman:
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kahs2012:
native-things:
[pocahontas doing something]
NO JOKE, YOU ALL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS LIKE ASJGKLAJSLKGJKASG
awh yeah
for real though I think the amount of Natives on here that go to post secondary school is amazing - especially since all of the overall statistics tend to be pretty low
too bad we are all not at the same school!
I miss all my friends I...
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leopoldian replied to your post: i am so lazy
i’ve been learning spanish since i was 6, and i still have a hard time understanding what they say, haha! mexicans actually talk slowly though, compared to other hispanic groups.
YAY maybe i’ll understand things!
emphasis on maybe.
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“my indian name is magestic owl, my Cherokee grandma gave me it”
– white girl at my school (via trillationship)
OMG WHYYYYY lol witchcraft no one likes owls
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someone i follow: i'm gonna change my url, my icon, and my theme all at the same time!
me: wait a minute who the fuck are you
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i am so lazy
i’m just laying in my bed being sad cuz i ate all the food within arms’ reach lol.
enjoying my last night at home. idk when the next time i’ll get to just veg out will be… i’m gonna miss my days with itunes and the internet. and the cat being obnoxious, obvs.
off to mexico tomorrow! my host mom said to me in an email i should bring “sobretodo mucha energía...
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The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to...
Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
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Watchnakkyy:
College Pride. Native Pride.
A short featuring the work of College Horizons and Graduate Horizons. Original Music: Straight Song by Cory Cornelius
LOVE THIS. more reasons why dartmouth is the most awesome college ever. also, college horizons is cool and stuff.
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And the award for badass Native woman of the day...
sofriel:
Stephanie A. Sellers!
My humanities class is studying autobiography this quarter, and we were discussing the Western-centricity of the conceptualization of that genre, so I decided to check out some books on Native autobiographies. I got this book, Native American Autobiography Redefined, which is short but holy COW does it pack a punch. The author is just totally ripping Eurocentrism...
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Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The only way to describe him was scrawny, neat, and very clean for a boy his age. They...
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Florida: 40 DEGREES IS FREEZING IM GOING TO DIE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN.
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State: die.
Arizona: OMG ITS 65 BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Florida: WE ARE BROS NOW
Arizona: HUDDLE FOR WARMTH
Other States: fuck you
Montana: HOLY CRAP 40 DEGREES IT'S SO WARM, BREAK OUT THE SHORTS
California: HOLY SHIT IT'S 70 DEGREES... Wait... IT'S ALWAYS 70 DEGREES. WHAT MONTH IS IT.
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i'm going to be in mexico in TWO DAYS
ummmm, what??? my brain refuses to comprehend.
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Cherokees love baskets.
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
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